tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4787961250252223442024-03-06T10:33:25.255+08:00:: K0K0LuLu ::Blog biasa yang berinformasi, lawak dan tidak berapa berkait rapat dengan masyarakat. Jika ada sebarang pertanyaan, cadangan atau komen, letaklah di ruang komen. Insyaallah kami akan balas!Steam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-78580475064404891632012-06-15T16:06:00.000+08:002012-06-15T16:06:04.447+08:00New<a href="http://www.gogoanime.com/?s=avatar+legend+of+korra+episode+3">http://www.gogoanime.com/?s=avatar+legend+of+korra+episode+3</a><br />
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Link for the new avatar series.Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-87100954536682199302011-11-22T14:29:00.001+08:002011-11-22T14:30:44.744+08:00One Word: HOLIDAYBlog posting will now get frequent since the school holidays are here.<br />
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For those reading, I've got one word for you: thankyou<br />
(thank you)Hadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12325209439285232807noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-88837567984098844202011-10-20T11:04:00.000+08:002011-10-20T11:04:33.677+08:00NoticeFor my loyal readers out there, I am announcing that I will be adding some flash comics to this blog to add some more interactive content. Local readers can enjoy bahasa Melayu based comics while readers abroad(I know you're out there) can enjoy english ones.Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-86325047653169355912011-08-18T10:49:00.001+08:002011-08-18T10:49:53.470+08:00The Fasting MonthGreetings to all my Muslim brothers! As you all know, we are in the midst of the fasting month, the holiest in our religion. And as we all know, it is the best oppurtunity to gain forgiveness from our almighty God. Happy Ramadhan, everyone!Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-85370426440671690792011-05-31T01:55:00.000+08:002011-05-31T01:55:19.088+08:00CLICK<a href="http://www.the-dark-republic.blogspot.com/">http://www.the-dark-republic.blogspot.com/</a>Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-19728949310693593382011-03-13T22:11:00.001+08:002011-03-13T22:59:32.230+08:00Facts The Media IgnoreI'm pretty sure everyone has heard about the World Trade Centre. And I'm also sure you all think that the planes crashing into the building caused the collapse. Well, the truth is, that 'fact' is <span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><strong>WRONG</strong></span>. <br />
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In physics, when a force strikes a tall object, the object will fall in the direction of the force.<br />
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Key Note#1:<br />
The World Trade Centre collapsed from the top, disobeying the laws of physics.<br />
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The americans blame Muslim terrorists for the plane crash, but when you look at physics,<span style="color: red;"> the</span> <span style="color: red;">plane shouldn't be the cause of collapse.</span><br />
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Key Note#2:<br />
Another fact, <span style="color: red;">the origin of the plane was not confirmed by reliable sources.</span><br />
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Sure, they say the plane came from Saudi Arabia. But in truth, <span style="color: red;">THEY LIE</span>.<br />
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So who's the bad guy?<br />
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Look at the date of the occurence.<br />
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11.9.01<br />
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Now look at the common name for it.<br />
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9/11<br />
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Now look at the sum of the numbers<br />
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9+1+1=11<br />
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Now let me tell you about the language of the Free Masons. They communicate with <span style="color: red;">numbers and symbols</span>.<br />
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To them, <span style="color: red;">10 means God</span>.<br />
What about 11?<br />
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11= <span style="color: red;">Skipping God</span><br />
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Key Note#3:<br />
One of the main secret purposes of the Free Masons is to teach mankind to <span style="color: red;">skip God</span> and <span style="color: red;">worship</span> <span style="color: red;">Baal(Dajjal)</span>.<br />
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Don't trust the media ever again.Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-80003439344640559832011-03-12T23:56:00.000+08:002011-03-12T23:56:24.043+08:00Mantera : Nampak cam best je<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_YB_7Pb3n4w?fs=1" width="480"></iframe><b style="color: yellow;">Nampak cam best je. Grafik harus diperbaiki. </b>Steam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-53506808203937238152011-03-12T23:28:00.000+08:002011-03-12T23:28:52.297+08:00Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa review berdasarkan komen<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMtjclNJjIWkueQyPCg8wsIOcBKplm3AVCFe9Y8ixk4z4nPhhrDO-fPHg_QeodpXkEeU1xG7JwHrmeHlE64d3Xc6-rf1qsvkHiDIY-K491cKaiAQ1YqF65iznB7dLFIcz-xJsxWzh7ccpT/s1600/poster-hikayat-merong-mahawangsa.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMtjclNJjIWkueQyPCg8wsIOcBKplm3AVCFe9Y8ixk4z4nPhhrDO-fPHg_QeodpXkEeU1xG7JwHrmeHlE64d3Xc6-rf1qsvkHiDIY-K491cKaiAQ1YqF65iznB7dLFIcz-xJsxWzh7ccpT/s320/poster-hikayat-merong-mahawangsa.jpg" width="274" /></a> </div><br />
Tak sempat nak tengok cerita nie. Semua FULL. Bayang pakai otak jelah kalau nak tengok. Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa, filem teragung tahun nie. Masa diorang wat promosi filem nie, takut aku dibuatnya sebab takut nanti jadi senasib dengan filem 2 Alam. Namun, lepas pergi KRU Studios punya page kat Facebook, senang hati aku lepas baca komen-komen positif kat status-status diorang.<br />
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Nampaknya filem nie memang hebat. Aku boleh buat pengiraan dalam 90% komen positif dan hanya 10% komen negatif yang diterima KRU. Yeahh, baru ada mood sikit nak tengok. Filem nie juga tentunya akan membuatkan industri filem Malaysia melangkah ke arah dunia perfileman yang lebih maju.<br />
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Dekat page KRU Studios diorang menyatakan bahawa pada hari pertama filem HMM ini ditayangkan, ia sudah mencapai sebanyak setengah juta ringgit! Hebat tuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Agaknya kalau lama-lama nanti mesti dah lebih 40 juta dah. Dah boleh bersaing dengan luar negara nyer pun. Aku tak sabar nak baca apa BPOP nyer komen pasal filem nie esok kat Berita Minggu. Kak Pora? Zubir? Raja? Apa komen hangpa semua?? Kah kah kah...<br />
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Anyway, back to title. Aku akan mereview pasal filem nie berdasarkan komen-komen orang dan hasil penyelidikan aku. Harap tepatlah.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Jalan cerita : 4.2/5 star rating</b></div><div style="text-align: left;">Kebanyakan orang cakap jalan cerita dia kena repair sikit. Mungkin sebab agak boring atau kurang menarik.</div><div style="text-align: left;"> <b><br />
</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Babak lawan-lawan : 4.8/5 star rating</b></div><div style="text-align: left;">Memang tip top. Darah nampak real dude. Tapi lawan-lawan dia sedikit fake. Tengok trailer dia pun dah tahu.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Scenery : 4.8/5 star rating</b></div><div style="text-align: left;">Scenery dia memang best. Nur Kasih pun kalah kot. Tengok trailer dia pun dah tahu.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Bajet : 3.0/5 star rating</b></div><div style="text-align: left;">Sesaja nak rate pasal bajet nak buat filem dia. 8 juta kot diorang spend. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Barang2 dia. Cthnya : kapal2 layar, senjata : 5/5 star rating</b></div><div style="text-align: left;">Kasi 5 star terus. Macam real. Walaupun bajet tidak seberapa, tetapi elemen-elemen inilah yang menghangatkan lagi filem ini.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Ending : 4.3/5 star rating</b> </div><div style="text-align: left;">Ending dia pendek sangat. Rasa tak puas. Panjangkan lagi ye.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Kesimpulannya, memang patut dijadikan sebagai filem teragung tahun nie.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b style="color: yellow;">p/s: Mantera, ha filem nie pun filem action juga. Filem nie diberi gelaran Ironman Malaysia. Memang gempak habis! Buatan Malaysia! Tapi grafik dia cam PSP. Gi lah tengok trailer dia!</b></div>Steam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-52646300869662469712011-03-12T16:20:00.002+08:002011-03-13T20:40:21.976+08:00TERRIFYING INFORMATION<strong><em><u>7 COUNTRIES ISRAEL WANTS TO DESTROY</u></em></strong><br />
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<ol><li><span style="color: red;">Iraq</span></li>
<li>Iran</li>
<li><span style="color: red;">Turkey</span></li>
<li><span style="color: red;">Egypt</span></li>
<li><span style="color: red;">Indonesia</span></li>
<li>Malaysia</li>
<li><span style="color: red;">Palestine</span></li>
</ol>This list may be inaccurate due to lousy memory. out of the seven countries mentioned, only two remain. Malaysia, and Iran.<br />
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Key Note:<br />
Israel tried sending financial help to Malaysia during the time of Tun Dr Mahathir. Mahathir refused, but the other five afformentioned countries accepted their help. And what happened?<br />
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War...<br />
Protests...<br />
Deaths...<br />
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The most recently destroyed country was Egypt. Read the news. The protests in Tahrir Square.<br />
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The proof is clear.Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-41816879254527709852011-02-21T10:50:00.000+08:002011-02-21T10:50:24.701+08:00Just VisitingOkay, so now I'm in my ICT class in Kelantan and my time is limited. So, I'm just visiting.Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-70714399105421193432011-02-02T22:02:00.000+08:002011-02-02T22:02:06.747+08:00Komik strip yang menceriakan hari anda<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEk_eVc_clNNcmU4sCCljwCDt8JEpfQnkn05P4Bg63wZlITJm57a2My0Hbi-0sGZyVL6c3KppasypYLSmKF8g6utPyHkDkjjtFtfZR7hb3zWYAW5VlVVoJXobkG5_8y2iQ02J7DDXDR1X_/s1600/347711.full.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="101" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEk_eVc_clNNcmU4sCCljwCDt8JEpfQnkn05P4Bg63wZlITJm57a2My0Hbi-0sGZyVL6c3KppasypYLSmKF8g6utPyHkDkjjtFtfZR7hb3zWYAW5VlVVoJXobkG5_8y2iQ02J7DDXDR1X_/s320/347711.full.gif" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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Komik strip ini dinamakan pickles. Hoho dah lama aku baca komik ni kat suratkhabar The Star. Komik ni memang best, lawak dan dapat memberi mesej. Komik ini boleh menceriakan hari anda serta memberikan anda pengajaran yang berguna.<br />
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Komik ini mempunyai watak-watak yang kelakar dan menarik. Contohnya, Earl dan Falsafahnya.Steam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-87724243354928609272011-02-02T12:16:00.000+08:002011-02-02T00:17:10.365+08:00Hi Guys!I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...<br />
Hades is back!Hadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12325209439285232807noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-11257782201020992452011-02-02T00:04:00.001+08:002011-02-02T00:05:20.956+08:00Click It. Now.Click this.<br />
<a href="http://flyingangelintheskyabove.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc0000;">http://flyingangelintheskyabove.blogspot.com/</span></a>Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-17971474550808815602011-02-01T23:34:00.001+08:002011-02-01T23:34:21.035+08:00Hi.Hi. I'm new.Machinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07800216834793905008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-28834225926291773322011-01-12T09:56:00.001+08:002011-01-12T09:57:35.014+08:00A GREEK MAN DISCOVER ISLAM<b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Nie aku jumpa dekat profil fb kawan, dan dia jumpa nie dekat satu website. Linknya kat </span><a href="http://islam.thetruecall.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=115" style="color: red;"><u><i>s-i-n-i</i></u></a> . Ini ialah cerita benar. Enjoy</span></b><br />
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<b>I was born in Greece, a country known for being one of the most 'homogenous' Christian countries. Almost 99% of Greek people are Orthodox Christians. My parents were both teachers of the Christian religion in schools, so I grew up in a Christian environment. When I was very young (before 12 years old) my mother always insisted to take me with her to the church every Sunday. My father didn't use to go there. When I reached puberty I didn't want to go to church. I didn't feel anything special there and I preferred sleeping or watching TV in Sunday mornings. In the subject of the religion education in school I was very bored and didn't pay attention to it. Most students didn't as well.</b><br />
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<b>Then I became 16 years old. It was the first time we were taught about the other religions at school. I discovered Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism and Islam of course. I noticed that the teacher was neutral in teaching us about the other religions, but when it came to Islam she would become angry and showed us her hatred towards Islam. I wondered, why? I found the teachings of Islam very interesting. I learned the five pillars and some of its history.</b><br />
<b>When I finished school I discovered a book named 'Islam' written by a Greek Christian scholar. This book described the basics of Islam, but it was very biased. I learned many things from it, but in the final chapter the writer wrote: "The Islamic belief is wrong. The true god is the holy trinity, Jesus was not just a messenger, but the son of god" and things like that. Then the great question came to my mind "What if the Christians are wrong and mistaken? What if the trinity doesn't exist? What if Jesus was just a good man and not a god?" I asked my mother about the trinity. How can it be 3 in 1? She told me that it was 1 god in 3 faces. Was it 3 gods then? No, she told me. You can't understand it. I can't understand it. It's just faith.</b><br />
<b>Faith… I didn't like that word. I have a tendency to use logic everywhere. Why should I have faith in something not clear? Islam seemed more logic to me than Christianity.</b><br />
<b>And then I got into the university. I went to a town in Greece, where there is a Muslim minority. I met some Muslim students who lived there. They were not practicing Muslims, though, so I thought that if they didn't pay attention to their religion, then is Islam like Christianity? Are young people bored with it?</b><br />
<b>One day I met an Arab student who had come to study in my university. We became friends and one day we had a talk of our religions. I told him that I didn't go to the church or be a practicing Christian. I believed he would be like the other Muslim guys I met. I was wrong. He told me that he performed 5 prayers every day, that every Friday he visited the mosque, that he abstained from alcoholic drinks and didn't have a girlfriend, like the other Muslims I met.</b><br />
<b>During all my previous years, I thought that every pillar in Islam wasn't compulsory, but that it was just a good thing to do everything, just like Christianity. This guy told me that I was wrong. I felt very strange. I discovered more things about Islam then. I found out that Islam controls every aspect of the human life, that it is a more perfect religion than Christianity.</b><br />
<b>I continued being friends with this guy and we became roommates then. Then a scandal happened in the Greek church. I was disgusted. I thought that if the priests did such great sins like stealing and homosexuality, then Christianity was a hoax. I went to my new roommate and I told him that I wanted to embrace Islam. He was moved and gave me a big hug. I pronounced the shahadah and I started praying. I am a Muslim, al-hamdu lillah, and I feel great.</b><br />
<b>My new name is Khalid. I haven't told my classmates about my conversion to Islam yet. Only the Muslim community in my town knew that. But then, my mother and sister found out and our relationship was almost destroyed. My sister still doesn't talk to me, despite my efforts to approach her and my mother has become cold with me. Every day in my du`a' [editor's note: du`a' means supplication] I ask Allah to guide them to the right path.</b><br />
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<b>By Khalid Paschalis</b>Steam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-18917168975106547972011-01-11T20:59:00.000+08:002011-01-11T20:59:16.665+08:00"Agents of Secret Stuff"<iframe frameborder="0" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kMy-6RtoOVU?fs=1" width="480"></iframe><br />
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Baiklah lama kitorang tak update. So sekarang aku mengambil chance untuk update sesuatu. Aku mengambil sebuah video dari youtube dari account nigahiga. Video ni memang lawak sempoi! Enjoylah video ni dan p/s video ni panjangnya lebih daripada 35 minit. Selamat menonton.Steam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-26510292066942533762011-01-02T16:26:00.000+08:002011-01-02T16:26:30.444+08:00<u style="color: cyan;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">GOODBYE</span></b></u><br />
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So this is a message from Hades, told me to post this goodbye message coz he is going back to asrama in Kelantan. He will not have to write, but he will when theres a long holiday. Harap maklumSteam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-31063095479609669442010-12-31T11:30:00.001+08:002010-12-31T11:31:55.315+08:00Crush Gear Turbo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA3S5btG_TYBTlam-FimrdYEX6cKKlBJWhdspv4YLPYuZMgcN0fYXVzIcjT7U3uuo2LGBOj9ORt1JVxxbUiMwGw1z0I7VinhZTRuvZd4EKsA6uJFMK_fVTsKIB3-qdsPahNeaBywK7KZCb/s1600/017084820.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="308" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA3S5btG_TYBTlam-FimrdYEX6cKKlBJWhdspv4YLPYuZMgcN0fYXVzIcjT7U3uuo2LGBOj9ORt1JVxxbUiMwGw1z0I7VinhZTRuvZd4EKsA6uJFMK_fVTsKIB3-qdsPahNeaBywK7KZCb/s320/017084820.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
Terasa betul-betul nak menangis. Kenapa sekarang mainan Crush Gear dah tak jual kat Malaysia ah? Mainan nie ialah mainan aku yang paling faveret sekali dalam dunia. Dulu dah jadi trend ah crush gear nie, tapi sekarang dah lenyap. Hmm...dari mana nak cari mainan nie lagi?? Kalau korang tau sila komen ye! :-)<br />
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The first aku dapat mainan Crush Gear masa Mcdee keluarkan mainan Happy Meal Crush Gear. Mula-mula aku takdelah minatlah sangat, tapi lama-lama best lah pulak. Pastu dalam masa beberapa bulan, dah hilang. Hah hah hah what a noob.<br />
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Pastu terasa nak beli crush gear yang lebih mahal lak. Hah lepas tu beli tu, pasang lah. Dah nak siap pasang, tiba-tiba satu skru hilang. Dan disebabkan satu skru tu lah crush gear aku tu tak dapat dimainkan. Hah hah hah what a noob. <br />
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Korang ada memories dengan crush gear korang? Kongsilah di ruang komen....Steam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-68249107783801128812010-12-30T23:23:00.000+08:002010-12-30T23:23:14.458+08:00I See...I was surprised by the face that met my eyes. The face was that of the man with the cane from my stolen painting. He had dark hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a black jacket with a T-shirt underneath it. His hair was, well, technically a mess. Short, wild hair. 'Can I help you with that?' He repeated his question. I must've been taking my time looking at him. I snapped back into reality. 'Yes, please.' I said. He took the drill from my hand. He examined it. 'Hmm... I'm pretty sure there's something jamming the motor.' He said. He took out a screwdriver from his jacket pocket. 'I always come prepared.' He explained. He removed the screws. He lifted the cover and looked inside the small opening. 'Here's your problem.' He said. 'One of the screws came loose and got stuck in the gears.' He explained. He reached his hand into the opening and pulled out a small screw...<br />
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<strong><em><u><span style="color: red;">Note from author: I've got writer's block. Gonna take a while to get over. Anyone interested in finishing this story can help finish it.</span></u></em></strong>Hadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12325209439285232807noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-68775284176422339082010-12-29T00:34:00.001+08:002010-12-29T00:40:27.709+08:00WARNING: ExplicitWARNING: Contains strong language. The second video may lead to mild insanity.<br />
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Tidaklah sebenarnya. Encik sekolah hanya menghantui budak-budak sekolah yang <b style="color: #3d85c6;">malas</b> nak pergi sekolah je. Budak-budak yang malas pergi sekolah ni sebenarnya ada sebab-sebab yang <b style="color: #cc0000;">negatif</b> mengapa mereka tidak mahu pergi ke sekolah. Antaranya ialah selalu dimarahi oleh guru, ada masalah disiplin, tidak ada minat untuk belajar dll. Sebab-sebab inilah sebab-sebab utama mereka malas hendak ke sekolah. Jadi kepada mak bapak di rumah tu, berbincanglah dengan anak anda mengapa mereka malas hendak ke sekolah.<br />
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Yang <b style="color: lime;">suka</b> sangat pergi ke sekolah tu, ada juga sebab-sebabnya termasuklah hendak berjumpa dengan kawan-kawan ( <b>lebih-lebih lagi first day of school</b> ) , ada azam yang baru untuk lebih kuat belajar, rindukan sekolah dll. Speaking of the first day of school, mesti lagi ramai budak-budak nak pergi sekolah kan? Kalau masa pertengahan tahun tu mesti dah berkurangan dah. Kahkah.<br />
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Balik kepada tajuk, ye, korang yang masih bersekolah tu dah beli semua perlengkapan sekolah belum? Ada yang dah beli, ada yang belom. Yang dah beli tuh mesti excited kan? Mood nak pergi sekolah pun bertambah ceria. Yang belum tuh, cepat-cepatlah beli. Takkan baru nak beli masa bukak sekolah kan? Kelam-kabut tuh, tapi ada juga yang buat macam tuh. Lagipun kalau beli masa sekolah dah bukak kan takde banyak masa. Stok pun dah berkurangan.<br />
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Kepada adik-adik yang baru memasuki darjah satu, tahniah. Kalau nak tahu memang best baru masuk darjah satu, sebab peperiksaan darjah satu senang giler! Kahkah. So ambillah peluang<b style="color: #f1c232;"> keemasan</b> nie untuk mendapat tempat pertama di dalam kelas. Tambahan pula, jadi budak darjah satu nie best sebab tak banyak homework. Lagi-lagi hari pertama persekolahan, takde homework langsung!<br />
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Kepada pelajar yang baru masuk ting<strike>katak</strike>katan satu pula, tahniah kerana memasuki alam persekolahan yang penuh dengan cabaran ini. SMK ialah alam persekolahan yang mencabar dan penuh dengan rintangan. Anda akan berdepan dengan<span style="font-size: large;"><b> homework</b></span> yang banyak, guru sejarah yang <b><span style="color: red;">garang</span></b> ( <b>sebilangan sahaja</b> ) mi goreng yang amat pedas, pertama kali berseluar <b style="color: #38761d;">hijau</b>, <b>buli</b>, homework yang lebih banyak ( <b>kadang2 </b>) ujian yang lebih tough, berhadapan dengan senior yang garang, bermula bersekolah sesi petang semula ( <b>sekolah yang tertentu sahaja</b> ) dan jerawat!! Perkataan jerawat diberi 2 tanda seru kerana ini ialah yang paling utama.<br />
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Sebagai pelajar tingkatan anda ada misi! Tanamlah sikap yang lebih tegas kerana anda sudah akil baligh dan grown up! Takleh bersikap noob dan pendiam pada usia sebegini ( <b>sebenarnya nak jadi pun boleh, tak salah</b> ) ! Dah tak boleh tangguh-tangguh homework kerana homework akan datang pada masa yang singkat! Jangan jadi samseng! Sebenarnya jadi samseng tak cool langsung! Sentiasa relax, be urself dan yakin! Paham??<br />
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* <b style="color: #ffd966;">Transform balik menjadi orang biasa selepas menjadi sarjan berpangkat tiga</b> *<br />
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So korang dah kemas semua barang-barang? Yang beli kasut bertali tuh, ikatlah siap-siap ye. Pada alam persekolahan, korang akan kembali membawa beg korang yang dipenuhi dengan buku-buku teks dan latihan yang berukuran 16 kg tuh. Korang akan start berpeluh dengan lebih banyak. Korang akan start memakai deodorant dengan banyaknya. Korang akan start memakai facial wash clean & clear untuk mengatasi muka korang yang<b> lapan ratus juta kali ganda</b> lebih berminyak daripada biasa tuh. Korang akan start membuang tahee-tahee dalam otak korang tuh dengan mengisi balik dengan ilmu-ilmu yang fresh from the oven. Korang dah takkan merasai kerinduan terhadap kawan-kawan korang tuh, sebab SEMUANYA........................akan korang hadapi apabila korang start bersekolah......!Steam Crabhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14292287366215842138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-36371100199202576062010-12-26T01:09:00.002+08:002010-12-26T01:09:59.575+08:00The Most Disturbing Clown Monster I've Ever Seen<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rmrnvkOXdLU?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rmrnvkOXdLU?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Hadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12325209439285232807noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-76429282944678785992010-12-25T01:26:00.000+08:002010-12-25T01:26:22.847+08:00Alphabeat<object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/13lCzDNlG7w?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/13lCzDNlG7w?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="340"></embed></object>Hadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12325209439285232807noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-43983530519156605702010-12-24T18:41:00.002+08:002010-12-28T01:42:18.252+08:00What Do You See?I stare hard at the painting in the antiques shop. I was looking at an exquisite portrait of a man holding a cane in his left hand. I read the price tab. Surprised, I read it again. 'Excuse me, sir!' I called out to the store manager. He walked toward me. 'Yes, miss Ravens? What is it you would like to purchase?' Said the man. 'Is this painting really selling for only 5.00$?' I asked him. 'Yes, it is.' He said. 'Why?' I asked. He was quiet for a minute. Then he said, 'The painter of that painting demanded that this particular work of art be sold for the cheapest price we could offer before he passed away. I had thought that I should respect his wishes. He lived at an apartment in town in room 333.' Said the man. 'I know. I live there now.' I said. 'Would you like to buy it?' He asked. I thought for a moment. 'Is it authentic?' I asked him. 'See for yourself.' He said. I looked closely at the painting. It did look like a real painting. A well painted one at that. The canvas seemed to be real and not made of some kind of plastic. The texture was that of a standard painting. The brushstrokes were present and indicated that the artist payed close attention to every stroke of the brush. The frame was made of what appeared to be made of polished mahogany wood. There was a very fine line of text at the bottom of the painting. I studied it closely. It read, '<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><em>What do you see?</em></span>'. <span style="font-family: inherit;">The painting looked authentic enough. 'I'll take it.'</span><br />
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My name is Isabel Ravens. I'm an art collector. I collect and sell fine artworks to art galleries and museums. God, I should've known the painting was a thing to stay away from. <br />
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I moved in to apartment 333. I was curious about the painting that originated from here. I took it out from my car and hung it in the apartment. As I put it up on the wall, my eyes came across the line of text on the bottom of the artwork. '<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">What do you see?</span>'. <span style="font-family: inherit;">I half smiled at the question. I see a picture of a man with a cane. Nothing else. Then, I noticed a change in the painting. The figure was now holding the cane in his right hand. Curious, I studied the painting once more. The same attentiveness toward each brushstroke was unchanged. The only change was the image itself. Had I imagined the cane to be in the figure's left hand while I was in the store? Probably. I disclosed the change as a figment of my imagination. I was soon to find out how wrong I was.</span><br />
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<em>That night</em>,<br />
I was reading a copy of a book called Crescendo, written by Becca Fitzpatrick. I was in my room, about to sleep. Then, I heard a noise. A soft scratching sound on the floor boards. I thought it to be an intruder for a moment. But then again, it could be my dog. I got back to reading. Then, I hear the scratching again. I ignored it. Then, I smelled burning wood. I got out of bed and opened the door. A fire was burning on the floor. 'Fire!' I shouted. I frantically searched for a glass of water. I ran toward the kitchen and filled a jug with water. I carried the jug toward the fire and poured its contents onto the fire. The fire went out. Then, I saw the burn marks left on the floor. They formed a message. '<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">STAY OUT OF 333</span>.' It read.<br />
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I woke up next morning finding out that I had overslept. I got dressed and hesded towrd the living room when I noticed the painting. 'What do you see?' I asked myself. 'A painting.' I answered my own question. Then I noticed something else about the painting. It changed. It was as if the man was painted to look see through in the painting. That wasn't present before. I shrugged and left the apartment.<br />
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When I came back, the painting had changed entirely. The man in the painting was gone. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">I'm still searching for the painting. Obviously, the painting that I discovered previously was planted by a thief. The original must've been stolen. I changed the locks on the apartment. Hopefully the thief will be caught. I was trying to install another lock, but I was having trouble with the drill. 'Need some help with that?' Said a friendly voice from behind me. I spun around. I was surprised by the face that met my eyes.<br />
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<em><span style="color: red;">To be continued...</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: red;">Next: I See...</span></em></div>Hadeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12325209439285232807noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-478796125025222344.post-41847688143836534292010-12-24T16:13:00.003+08:002010-12-24T20:22:40.565+08:00The toilet experience in JapanJust watch it and you know what i mean............<br /><div><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyyQ_6zfGCwzF8RnXdnOh7zSW9_rbCblx4ZmNL1ciKG5mOKaCTsG7eg_KuF1TvpoAFVx3277JRLSMbKPYCC8w' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><div><br /></div></div>Normal Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01460171702224253046noreply@blogger.com0